Monday, May 14, 2007

He's Not an Anarchist and I'm Not Fat

I seriously think I'm slim. I also think I'm handsome and incredibly smart.
And because I think so therefore I am.
This is the type of PR claptrap that we are way too used to getting. Relativism. Unless I can't fit through a door, I will not allow myself to be referred to as obese. And unless I'm planting bombs in airport lockers, I'm not an anarchist.
But if Stephen Harper ever says something that could even be interpreted, with a wild leap of logic, to be a slight to a person wearing a toga or a turban, he is a racist nazi.
For edification, I'm actually not very fat at all. Seriously.

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