"What is this big fuss about crustaceans blocking highways and carrying guns and so on. I know their shells are hard and they're prickly and everything but, they'd get out of the way in a hurry and scuttle their little spiny bodies into the ditch the minute a car started driving into them and flattening a few."
"Umm, Emily, it's not "Crustaceans", it's "First Nations".
"Ohhhhh, well then, never mind."
Tribute to Gilda Radner.