I can't help myself...
I scan a IPCC study on Climate Change, and I sigh (CO2 emission).
Then I see Harry Forestall explain that the end is nigh because of our selfish use of natural resources , and I groan (CO2 emission).
I see a bunch of hippies and do-gooder, media hungry scientists expressing their hatred of the human species and I can't help it. I yawn (CO2 emission).
Stop me before I breathe again.
Save the planet from me while you still can!!!