Even more nefarious than Maurice Strong's (Dr. Evil) pursuit of global domination, scarier than Islamists threatening to close down all the shwarma shops on Bank Street, and even more embarrassing to mankind than Cindy Sheehan doing whatever Cindy Sheehan is doing . . .
Those pudgy, boozing Baldwin brothers are responsible for Climate Change:
Stephen is the star of Dark Storm -- On a secret military base a group of scientists have made a discovery unequaled since the invention of the A-bomb; a leading scientist on the project is blasted with Dark Matter, he receives incredible abilities that allow him to control the weather.
There are reports that he is supported in his global exercise to destroy the world by his more handsome (but no less pudgy) brother, Alec, in the role of soon to be President of the United States, Jack Ryan.
Climate Change truly now deserves all our attention.
I was not in the least concerned when it was only Gore and Suzuki I had to worry about as far as the end of the world. But when these Baldwins, two nondescripts who have made multi-millions of dollars while being horrendous actors, are in a position to change the climate as we know it, I will simply be unable to sleep at night with my worry.
We must act now!!!