How Far the Pathetic Have Fallen

Remember the Toronto Make Believes?
The team that until recently didn't have a hockey staffer who was even alive when they last won a Stanley Cup? (when almost octogenarian Cliff Fletcher was hired to clean up the blue and white imposter hockey team was alive in 1967 but might not remember back that far).
Well, the Toronto Star thinks it's embarrassing that the Canadiens won in a manner that would have been beneath the Maple Losers, that is, if they had made the playoffs.
I'm sure Davey Keon would cry in the end blues (if he wasn't still boycotting the team).